peter heath
Peter Heath

Silly Car

This was my Manhattan car. It was easy to park and faster than the yellow cabs. It could out accelerate them. They had better suspension but this car could fly. I was pulled over on the LIE for speeding. I was showing my friend Peter how fast the car could go (he was pushing me) and a Fed pulled me over. I thought I was going for the high jump. He was wearing those nasty sun glasses and he'd been trying to catch me for a while. Or so he said. Anyway, he warned me after telling me what his options were. I was very polite. Officer, Sir, I'll never do it again.

It was a close call. He had shiny black boots. Probably spit and polish.